Friday, January 06, 2006

A colder way to say you're over them.


So this is apparently the must have gift for the holiday season, for those of you who just dont have the integrity to end a relationship like a responsible adult.

The kit contains traces of an imaginary affair. These are tools and probes which leave traces on the body such as bite-marks, carpet-burns or bondage marks. It also contains probes which can be left on either body or clothes, such as perfume, hairs and lipstick.

My thought is this, wouldn't it just be easier to HAVE an affair. Oh yea... the moral implications, like intentionally lying and deceiving someone are so much better or different. I think that this is only slightly more subtle than bitch slapping someone across the face with a used condom. Oh well, enjoy.


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